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Gateway is an asteroid in an orbit around the Hellcrown identical to Worlorn,
but 180 degrees apart. The Hee Chee used it for exploration, but abandoned it
before the Cycle of Comedy. It is not proven that Hee Chee did more than hollow
out tunnels between open caverns. Next time you see one, ask it to stop by
Gateway and talk to our company Sages.
Gateway is the berth and 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0 coordinate for over 600
dragonbone voidskimmers of both armored and
unarmored variety, with crew capacities of one, three, or five persons. Your voyage
may be lengthy, so choose your travelling companions wisely.
Training as captain or crew for skimmer missions is available
for a nominal fee.
All survival risks are assumed by the trainee, who must indemnify Gateway from any
responsibility or harm, as well as cover all costs associated with training,
piloting, and returning the voidskimmer and cargo to Gateway
in operable condition.
Sustenance of biological functions is neither included
in the training fees nor assumed as a responsibility by Gateway personnel.
Air, water, food and other sustenance requirments desired by trainees may
are provided as is and for a separate nominal fee by many third party
separately liable legal entities licensed to operate within the Gateway facilities.
Pilot and crew acquire a percentage of all ongoing
profits made from discoveries (including all "items, relics, artifacts,
supernatural effects, and technologies") acquired while implementing Gateway
equipment or training for the full duration, berth to berth, of any skimmer
voyage for which they signed up as crew or pilot, and completed successfully
in accordance with Gateway rules and customs.
Those who
flagrantly test our rules and customs are expelled from Gateway facilities
into the Void regardless of the availability of transporation to other
locations or any lack thereof. Transportation to and from Gateway is
explicitly not included in the training fee, and is the sole responsibility
of the trainee. Voided personnel no longer acquire a percentage of ongoing
profits.
All crew and pilots who acquire a percentage of ongoing profits are expected
to maintain a Gnome Account in "good standing" with the Darkling Bank of Wintercastle,
LLC., in which all monies and wealth pertaining to the potential ongoing profits
may be delivered. Any acquired ongoing profits which cannot be delivered into a
Gnome Account on the first attempt by the Gateway Key Foundation because of
lack of good standing with the Darkling Bank of Wintercastle will be
forefit, and NO further attempt will be made to account for, track, or deposit
alleged ongoing profits until the pilot or crew Account Owner can prove the
Gnome Account has resumed a rating of "good standing" with the Darkling
Bank of Wintercastle.
In an effort to enable more personnel, Gateway Foundation has purchased equipment
suitable for depositing ongoing profits into an Oracle Tab Account approved
by the aforementioned Darkling Bank of Wintercastle. Unfortunately during the
Cycle of Dance we cannot accept Outbangle Accounts even when approved by the
Darkling Banks of Wintercastle, LLC., or the Gnome Bank of Diaspar, Inc.
We appreciate your patience in this matter and look forward to doing business
with any pilot or crew equipped with an outbangle during a Cycle in which
we can more fully meet your needs.
The average acquired onoing profit per pilot is nearly one million troy
ounces of gold per subjective year. The average acquired onoing profit per crew
member is somewhat lower.
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Shelgrim was the first Inspired creature to set foot
on Gateway. Gateway was not discovered or identified in the inane doodling
cartography of Celia Marcyans wanderlust. What the hell does Worlorn
mean anyway? Gateway was never seen by Kleronomas, and good riddance to him and
his morbid travelling songs, even if he didn't deserve the Real Death, which is debatable.
Nor was Gateway discovered by those sniveling kimdissi time-bandit wannabees
Tomo and Wallberg. None of them was smart enough, driven enough, or Inspired enough
to plot the way and stay the course.
Gateway was discovered by Shelgrim, claimed by Shelgrim, Named by Shelgrim, and
continues to be exploited by Shelgrim on all timelines and continuums. In all
places and times, Shelgrim sits on the Board of Directors of the Gateway Key
Foundation, maintaining a minimum of 51% "controlling" interest in any
timeline or continuum.
His share of discoveries recovered by Gateway skimmer crews amounted
to over ninety-nine million billion troy ounces of gold profit during
each of the first five Worlorn Cycles, with all monies in excess of one Gnome
Account donated to Charity. Charities may apply for donations inperson at the
lobby of the main Gateway Facility on the Gateway asteroid.
Gateway is not for sale.
Mortality figures for pilots and crew are verified by annual Truthsay audit
and have never exceeded 87% any subjective linear year of operation.
No reference to any actual person, place, or thing is endorsed or implied
by the Gateway Key Foundation.
Gateway Key Foundation, henceforth "The Foundation," is an Equal Inspiration Employer;
no descrimination shall be made in decisions regarding personnel or trainees
based solely upon the Inspiration of the employee or trainee, unless a
specific Inspiration can be demonstrated as required to respond to the
circumstances at hand.
This information may change at any time, retroactively or for only the future
without incurring financial or other responsibility by Shelgrim, the Foundation,
or Gateway Personnel.
Gateway Personnel are not entitled to change any agreements or policy without
express provable non-coerced endorsement personally by Shelgrim. Negotiations entered
into by his trusted agent Columne remain subject to personal ratification by Shelgrim.
While Columne and Shelgrim may reveal forward or backwards/retroactive plans regarding
personal business or business of the Foundation, associates, partners and potential
partners should use due diligence before such information is used upon which to
base decisions.
Until such time as a provable personal concurrence from Shelgrim is demonstrable
by a Truthsay, Roke Mage, Demonlord, Rogue DM or similar entity, no agreement with
Shelgrim, Columne, or the Foundation should be construed to exist for
purposes of changing the past, determination of current decisions, or planning
forward-based strategies on this timeline or any alternate timeline.
Legal representation of the Foundation is executed exclusively by the agents of our
Law Firm Sathonys, Lato, Mewick, Roland, Roland, and Malefiscent, which is fully
competent in all aspects of Compact Law from all Cycles of Inspiration.
This firm may be contacted at their Corporate Offices located at Twelveth Dream,
or any field office conveniently located throughout Worlorn, including
representation at the Forbidden Isle, Hidden Valley, Voidcastle, the South Pole,
Hissarlik, and their newest office at the Kamarg.
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